![]() ![]() Visually, it’s one of the cat-est cats I’ve ever seen. The fact that you are genuinely just a little cat that wears a backpack tells me all I need to know about this game: this is a regular game where you play a regular cat. I know Stray isn’t out yet, but it’s coming out very soon and we’ve seen quite a bit of gameplay, so I thought I should add it to the list. I’m sure at least one of these pictures was real, but believe me when I say that this is simply what crab life is like. I saw a picture of a crab once holding a cigarette, and I have also seen one of a crab holding a gun. It’s a 3D physics-power action game where you are a giant crab that has to fight other giant crabs using a variety of different weapons. Is this not how crabs live? All my crab knowledge is knowledge that I have received from Fight Crab. And that’s just crazy! Fight Crab Image: Playism It is true that Fox McCloud is a fox, I find that he is not a realistic representation of a fox as he says words like me, a human, would. Most animals, surprisingly enough, cannot talk! If foxes could talk, I’m not sure what they’d say. While it did receive mixed reviews for its beautiful design but lackluster gameplay, I consider it to be a realistic approach to being a fox due to the fact that there is no dialogue, as foxes cannot talk. Spirit of the North is an adventure game where you play a fox that has gained the power of a spirit. Spirit of the North Image: Infuse Studios ![]() ![]() While that may be true, you simply can’t deny (or maybe you can, whatever) that the life of a black tiger, and the lives of many animals, really is hunting goats and eating them. You are a black tiger and you are living your darn life! If I thought about what a black tiger does, I would agree that it would ‘hunt goats’, and I would go even further to say that they would ‘eat them’! Life of Black Tiger is considered one of the worst games ever made. Haters will say that it’s fake, but Life of Black Tiger really is what it is. There’s nothing quite like swimming as a dolphin, especially in Defender of the Future which really gave my life porpoise. Considering that dolphins are one of the smartest animals in the world, I find it entirely believable that dolphins would be the first beings to swim into battle and fight extraterrestrial beings. You also have to fight aliens as a dolphin, which is also normal. Ecco the Dolphin Image: SEGAĮcco the Dolphin is a series of games where you play a dolphin. They have nothing but hatred in their hearts for fleshy dumbarses like myself. Every goose I’ve happened upon in real life wants to bring chaos and misery upon me. I don’t know if geese can say slurs, but it’s possible that they would if they could. Not like saying slurs online problematic, but more so causing problems for fun problematic. Untitled Goose Game puts you in the feathers of a very problematic goose. While humorous to some, I definitely consider Untitled Goose Game to be an accurate depiction of how geese are in reality. No other game has achieved the reality of being a dog like Dog’s Life, because dogs really do be farting. It was clearly meant for children with its ongoing toilet humour, but I consider it to be a masterpiece in video game creation. You run around, dig holes, take steamy dumps, do tricks with other dogs, and fetch things for humans. It chills me to my core to think about the gorilla grip this game had on me as a child.ĭog’s Life, otherwise known as Grand Theft Auto for dogs, is an action adventure game where you play a gassy dog on a mission to save his crush, who is also a dog. If a fisherman fucked my shit up and killed my mother, I would also eat him. As somebody that has never been a shark before, I can only assume that this is exactly what it feels like to be a shark. A tale of survival, a tale of revenge, a tale of retribution. Maneater is an action role-playing game where you play a female bullshark starving for revenge on a fisherman that killed your mother and made you look all fucked up. ![]() My close friends and family were worried for me as I began to consume my favourite pair of jeans, but they simply didn’t understand the immersion that an animal game like this can provide. While playing this game, I was completely immersed and I briefly believed that I was, in fact, a goat. It is a third-person (third-goat?) action game where you are a normal goat, and you do normal things that a goat would do. Goat Simulator is a series that showcases the average everyday life of the humble goat. ![]()
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